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Old 25 October 2016, 11:01 PM
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Default come on Jack.....

must try harder, as I was saying.

Apple's annual profits fall for first time in 15 years as iPhone sales decline
https://www.theguardian.com/technolo...-2016-iphone-7

Apple Watch sales plummet 70-percent from last summer
http://www.technobuffalo.com/2016/10...-decline-2016/

what a waste of pie.
Old 25 October 2016, 11:21 PM
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I thought you'd seen sense and disappeared, I really am surprised to see you back.

Let's have a deeper look.

iPhone 7 is selling so well Apple can't keep up, obviously those numbers don't count

Revenue from Apple Music, Apple Pay & other Apple services jumps 24 percent in Q4, it grew from $5.086 billion in Q4 2015 to $6.325 billion.

Apple ended the quarter with $237 billion in cash, an increase of more than $6 billion from last quarter.

Earnings per share came in at $1.67, slightly ahead of Wall Street's expectation of $1.65.

New MacBooks tomorrow which I have to say couldn't come at a better time for the millions like me who've been waiting.

Apple Watch sold 3 million units despite being a year and a half old, that's amazing, it's obvious that it will decline, it's not something you buy every year only a fool can't see that. Luckily the new one was just released, no doubt that's selling plenty.

More pie for you I'm afraid Toffee Pie Face.
Old 25 October 2016, 11:22 PM
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How's Samsung doing?
Old 26 October 2016, 08:02 AM
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Let's hope washing machine sales are on the up - to take up the slack
Old 26 October 2016, 08:15 AM
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Not sure if you've seen the pictures of the new MacBooks, they look the same. Apart from an OLED screen. Sales should be incredible.
Old 26 October 2016, 08:23 AM
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Oh great he's back.
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So sad.....
Old 26 October 2016, 09:56 PM
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lol

Well, it would be funny if it weren't so tragic.
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toffee pie, in his pitch black bedroom yesterday...

https://www.getyarn.io/yarn-clip/b73...8-21eccc2d4747
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Is he fapping!!
Old 26 October 2016, 10:49 PM
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Ha, I knew someone would pick up on that.

No, he's (sarcastically) clapping Jack at his medal of bravery award ceremony (for the elevator rescue).

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