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Old Feb 1, 2001 | 10:49 PM
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Boomer ,Mattski ,Mat and all those who are following this matter. First this is not bull ****. this is genuine. The original product is a "Secret" U.S.A Army device .

I am itching to talk more. But trust me on this.Give me time to sort it all out and you will see/try it. Any one with garage ,warehouse etc. will be able to use a larger version.

No its not a high pressure Smoke system !!!!
freaks you right out......

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Old Feb 2, 2001 | 12:55 AM
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Got to be smell related
Maybe it releases a smell just like me the morning after lotsa pints and a curry. You definately would be out of there real quick then
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Old Feb 2, 2001 | 08:11 AM
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Luke,

Where abouts are you? If you are going to arrange a demo, where is this likely to be?

I know a couple of other guys on this board that are bound to be interested also!!!!

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Old Feb 2, 2001 | 08:23 AM
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Just a suggestion - run it pass StuartH & if it gets his seal of approval, then you're onto a winner
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Old Feb 2, 2001 | 08:30 AM
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I'd be very interested - come on, give us a clue...
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Old Feb 2, 2001 | 08:43 AM
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I'm In N11. Which is Just off north circular road. Mattski No its not a strobe !!!!!!
Nor is it a "C.S gas" spray device. (They do sell them though!!!!! But that would be well naughty..)I am working at the minute trying to sort out a battery back up for it. It might not need one but Just in case.
StuartH is welcome to the demo On the legal side. Who the hell knows?? But it would take a hell of a lot to proove . What evidence??
Where is it ?? what is it??.In todays world could a thief sue you for damages when your alarm goes off........
Any way Fucc them thief's (why is it they like to think they are different to child molesters.Theyare all scum).

Stay tuned
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Old Feb 2, 2001 | 08:44 AM
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My guess would be it uses ultrasound or some other form of sound to upset the ears. Either that or it plays Paul Daniels and Debbie Mcgee's single 'from me to you'
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Old Feb 2, 2001 | 09:11 AM
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Unfortunately I'm in Leeds but am always up for more security. Could you mail me offline, in private, when you can?
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Old Feb 2, 2001 | 09:48 AM
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Neil,

Not Ultrasound, but Infrasound I suspect. This is very low frequency ( < 20 hertz ) as opposed to ultra high. At levels just below the audibility of humans it can produce some very strange effects, including nausea and disorientation. It can even cause physical harm at certain frequencies.

It's effect would leave no evidence, as I guess in this capacity it would be used as a psychological device only. But how would you stop the effect from effecting others around the car? It would not be stopped by the glass and metal of the car itself....
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Old Feb 2, 2001 | 12:12 PM
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This sounds interesting. If you do decide to market this will it be legal or expensive?

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Old Feb 2, 2001 | 12:30 PM
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sounds pretty cool Luke! Can't wait to see it

is it something like a high intensity strobe light, they can be pretty nasty! (I used to work as a lighting/sound engineer and made someone collapse with strobes!)
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Old Feb 2, 2001 | 01:07 PM
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Hmmm, sounds intresting. The more likely source is going to be that of sound waves that make you feel somewhat poorly!

Been in a room before where a signal was sounded and within minutes I was reaching for a bin, fealing dizzy and generally looking somewhat unlike a burlglar and something more like a 15 pint and a kebab victim after two goes on a big dipper.

However, the sound penetrated the ear muff that we were supplied as a demo of this and it was totally bemusing seeing it still effect people and caused people erratic bowel movements with no sign of vindaloo!!!!

Would be cool if its the same thing, its **** hot.

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Old Feb 2, 2001 | 01:57 PM
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Is this like the Brown Noise from the South Park episode where the kids join the world choir?

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Old Feb 2, 2001 | 05:42 PM
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Luke, sounds interesting. Keep me posted.

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Old Feb 2, 2001 | 09:15 PM
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Sounds very interesting as I have amps etc in the car.

Maybe the device will put them off just in time for us to get paged & kick the s**t out of the £$%&&***%%% while they feel disorientated.

Please send some info by email.

Thanks.
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Old Feb 3, 2001 | 12:00 AM
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hope (if it is sound) that it's not 8hz lf, me thinks that is the resonance frequency of your internal bits! There is a very interesting, if sick, tale of the guy ( a sound engineer ) who found this out the hard way!

Luke...this new security device isn't downgrading your car to be like Pete Lewis's motor is it?
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Old Feb 3, 2001 | 12:35 PM
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Luke,
This sounds very interesting!
Please keep us posted!
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Old Feb 3, 2001 | 01:25 PM
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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:<HR>Originally posted by Puff The Magic Wagon!:
<B>Just a suggestion - run it pass StuartH & if it gets his seal of approval, then you're onto a winner [/quote]

Quite happy to look at for you - if it's legal and it works I'll have one!

E-mail me the details.

Cheers

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Old Feb 3, 2001 | 01:58 PM
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Hi Luke,
will be VERY INTERESTED in this .
Please let me know offline or online.
You cannot have too much security
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Old Feb 3, 2001 | 03:15 PM
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Will contact you as soon as I am happy with the test...

Mattski, What happend to this Engineer???

Once heard of a guy in s.london who had his car nicked 4 times. So a mate of his who was a bit "trick" Took the drivers seat out. he then mounted a M.D.F section to the floor. Then attached thin layer of Carbon fibre to bottom of seat. Quick trip to local gun shop to Buy trip device that fires blank shot gun cartridges, (legal to buy, All in about £30.00)
Mounted it on M.D.F.. Every night he would get ou move the seat forward. Then attatch trip wire to seat runner. So if some one got in sat down and thought better move seat back
as you would. ", days later he is sat at home watching tv. and the rest you can only imagine !!!!!!! He found the ******* passed out in the car.Woke him up slapped him and sent him on his way ....

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Old Feb 3, 2001 | 03:45 PM
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Luke,

The guy was testing a fairly powerful PA system, somewhere in the region of 40'000 watts worth inside a club.

He was setting the thing up with a spectrum analyser and tweaking the eq and starting messing around the the low end of the frequency range.

He pushed a few frequencies and 8hz managed to get boosted in the process and, erm, his internal organs resonated so much that they ruptured... he didn't wake up the next day, put it that way!

Apparently they had to cut power to the building because no-one could go in there to turn the system off!

ta,
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Old Feb 3, 2001 | 07:59 PM
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Reminds me of 33hertz clitoral resonance..yes you heard heard clitoral... when sub bass passes through the air at 33hz it vibrates at a frequency which females find quite nice!!!
Right wheres my sub woofer and bass test CD
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Old Feb 4, 2001 | 12:51 PM
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Just been thinkin....
if this device involves soundwaves n produces sickness & a dose of the ***** n that ..
If somebody does break into the car and sets it off
I wouldnt fancy cleaning the interior after them ! lol

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Old Feb 5, 2001 | 12:09 AM
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Luke,

you got any more info for us ?

ta,
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Old Feb 5, 2001 | 09:29 PM
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Sounding better by the minute, i have to say



(Also in Leeds)
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Old Feb 5, 2001 | 10:06 PM
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Hi all

Was just wondering...when luke has got it all sorted out would it be better if he emailed us the background as to how this system works. Im suggesting this just in case some undesirables are also reading this board and giving away the technicalities of the system may help them to overcome it.

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Old Feb 5, 2001 | 10:51 PM
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Luke

Well you got us all intrigued, both me and MM are in N11 off the N circ ourselves!!!!!

Mail us your address or whatever

Scott
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Old Feb 5, 2001 | 10:55 PM
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Maxy

Ian. Dont worry wil have this covered. But to be honest what can any one do???
Again it will be down to the fitter (ALARM) to intergrate this device well.This should stop them getting to it.Like any alarm.

Inteligence will always be your best weapon.
Get to know your local car thieves. Where they live, What they drive (other than ours )

If they know that they are known this might help Why dont we post details ??????

Luke
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Old Feb 5, 2001 | 11:02 PM
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Everyone be cool ,The man is on the Case !!!

It has got to be shipped in from U.S
then fully tested.
Going to hire local idiot !!!!!!!

Do ya think "scoobychick" will cut the ribbon on the "official opening".......................................... ...............................
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