BRITAINS GOT TALENT BUT ITS FIXED
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BRITAINS GOT TALENT BUT ITS FIXED
what a load of **** 
britain HAS got talent but it seems to have got sidelined for some reason
the last 3 acts were in a class of there own
with the indians having a slight advantage
i also thought the karate lads and the dog was better than the winner
all the news/spin has been talking about the winner is this a sly way of influencing peoples votes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
well it fookin worked
if you watch it again, you will see that simon and piers DON'T stand up after his dance!!!!!!!!!!!!!, but DO stand after the last 3 acts, the dog and the karate lads !!!!!!!!!
what simon said after the dance you could have glossed over!, no conviction !! he knew the result
britain HAS got talent but it seems to have got sidelined for some reason
the last 3 acts were in a class of there own
with the indians having a slight advantage
i also thought the karate lads and the dog was better than the winner
all the news/spin has been talking about the winner
is this a sly way of influencing peoples votes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!well it fookin worked
if you watch it again, you will see that simon and piers DON'T stand up after his dance!!!!!!!!!!!!!, but DO stand after the last 3 acts, the dog and the karate lads !!!!!!!!!
what simon said after the dance you could have glossed over!, no conviction !! he knew the result
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I watched glimpses of this 'show' as the g/f loves this kind of crappy tv.
IMHO the winning act was very poor in comparison to the other acts I watched. The girl and the Indian troupe were much better. Even the quartet of slim birds playing their instruments were better than the kid with the embarrassing 'dance' moves.
While I'm here I'll mention Nancy as well. Again, another pretty crap tv show, I had picked the fat girl (I call her Butlins, as she looks the type I'd imagine to be calling numbers out at bingo there) from the start as best suited to the role, but the Irish girl was more talented. That's my review of crap tv this week
IMHO the winning act was very poor in comparison to the other acts I watched. The girl and the Indian troupe were much better. Even the quartet of slim birds playing their instruments were better than the kid with the embarrassing 'dance' moves.
While I'm here I'll mention Nancy as well. Again, another pretty crap tv show, I had picked the fat girl (I call her Butlins, as she looks the type I'd imagine to be calling numbers out at bingo there) from the start as best suited to the role, but the Irish girl was more talented. That's my review of crap tv this week
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I was flicking through the tv late last night and saw a bit of this on ITV+2, what a p1ss take that winner was, those modern violinists were brilliant and those 2 indians were hilarious and the winner should have come from those 2.
The winner did little more than a Michael Jackson dancing impression and thats it, the Queen will probably laugh her t1ts off at the royal variety performance when they say this is the winner of Britains Got Talent.
The winner did little more than a Michael Jackson dancing impression and thats it, the Queen will probably laugh her t1ts off at the royal variety performance when they say this is the winner of Britains Got Talent.
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I*did* watch it only cos the g.friend was watching it whilst here last weekend and i want to keep on side - well apparenlty she didnt even bother watching the results ,so.....
Thought the 'indians' we wonderfully fluid and entertaining but come on the 12 year ole girl was the most talented .!
Thought the 'indians' we wonderfully fluid and entertaining but come on the 12 year ole girl was the most talented .!
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There was a fat old bird in the semi final who wobbled around a stage touching the embarassed males dancers chests to backing music...
"Hmmm britains got talent" I thought
Then in the final, we had a dog trained to the point of exploding, some dance troups who were nowhere near as good as the dancers from 3-2-1, two warbling kids and and a "comedy" club singer
, oh and 4 birds who can play string instruments
This show wasnt about british talent, it was about entertaining the pontins brigade and making loads of money from those retarded enough to vote.
The winner (bless him) simply copied a car advert. The shows' producer gave him a water feature so he could splash around like an epileptic at a strobe light convention for about a minute
Anyone buying tickets for the national tour? I bet that would be awesome, not so much the show on the stage, but imagine spending time outside the venues watching the ultimate in scummy scum scum going in Blowing each venue up once the audience were inside would see benefit claims, crime, and obesity related burdens on the NHS drop significantly, saving the country billions. It would also see the closure of Elizabeth Duke jewellery shops at Argos (thus making more room for collection points) and also a reduction in the number of tattoo shops...
Cool....
"Hmmm britains got talent" I thought
Then in the final, we had a dog trained to the point of exploding, some dance troups who were nowhere near as good as the dancers from 3-2-1, two warbling kids and and a "comedy" club singer
, oh and 4 birds who can play string instruments This show wasnt about british talent, it was about entertaining the pontins brigade and making loads of money from those retarded enough to vote.
The winner (bless him) simply copied a car advert. The shows' producer gave him a water feature so he could splash around like an epileptic at a strobe light convention for about a minute
Anyone buying tickets for the national tour? I bet that would be awesome, not so much the show on the stage, but imagine spending time outside the venues watching the ultimate in scummy scum scum going in
Blowing each venue up once the audience were inside would see benefit claims, crime, and obesity related burdens on the NHS drop significantly, saving the country billions. It would also see the closure of Elizabeth Duke jewellery shops at Argos (thus making more room for collection points) and also a reduction in the number of tattoo shops... Cool....
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There was a fat old bird in the semi final who wobbled around a stage touching the embarassed males dancers chests to backing music...
"Hmmm britains got talent" I thought
Then in the final, we had a dog trained to the point of exploding, some dance troups who were nowhere near as good as the dancers from 3-2-1, two warbling kids and and a "comedy" club singer, oh and 4 birds who can play string instruments
This show wasnt about british talent, it was about entertaining the pontins brigade and making loads of money from those retarded enough to vote.
The winner (bless him) simply copied a car advert. The shows' producer gave him a water feature so he could splash around like an epileptic at a strobe light convention for about a minute
Anyone buying tickets for the national tour? I bet that would be awesome, not so much the show on the stage, but imagine spending time outside the venues watching the ultimate in scummy scum scum going in Blowing each venue up once the audience were inside would see benefit claims, crime, and obesity related burdens on the NHS drop significantly, saving the country billions. It would also see the closure of Elizabeth Duke jewellery shops at Argos (thus making more room for collection points) and also a reduction in the number of tattoo shops...
Cool....
"Hmmm britains got talent" I thought
Then in the final, we had a dog trained to the point of exploding, some dance troups who were nowhere near as good as the dancers from 3-2-1, two warbling kids and and a "comedy" club singer
, oh and 4 birds who can play string instruments This show wasnt about british talent, it was about entertaining the pontins brigade and making loads of money from those retarded enough to vote.
The winner (bless him) simply copied a car advert. The shows' producer gave him a water feature so he could splash around like an epileptic at a strobe light convention for about a minute
Anyone buying tickets for the national tour? I bet that would be awesome, not so much the show on the stage, but imagine spending time outside the venues watching the ultimate in scummy scum scum going in
Blowing each venue up once the audience were inside would see benefit claims, crime, and obesity related burdens on the NHS drop significantly, saving the country billions. It would also see the closure of Elizabeth Duke jewellery shops at Argos (thus making more room for collection points) and also a reduction in the number of tattoo shops... Cool....
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There was a fat old bird in the semi final who wobbled around a stage touching the embarassed males dancers chests to backing music...
"Hmmm britains got talent" I thought
Then in the final, we had a dog trained to the point of exploding, some dance troups who were nowhere near as good as the dancers from 3-2-1, two warbling kids and and a "comedy" club singer, oh and 4 birds who can play string instruments
This show wasnt about british talent, it was about entertaining the pontins brigade and making loads of money from those retarded enough to vote.
The winner (bless him) simply copied a car advert. The shows' producer gave him a water feature so he could splash around like an epileptic at a strobe light convention for about a minute
Anyone buying tickets for the national tour? I bet that would be awesome, not so much the show on the stage, but imagine spending time outside the venues watching the ultimate in scummy scum scum going in Blowing each venue up once the audience were inside would see benefit claims, crime, and obesity related burdens on the NHS drop significantly, saving the country billions. It would also see the closure of Elizabeth Duke jewellery shops at Argos (thus making more room for collection points) and also a reduction in the number of tattoo shops...
Cool....
"Hmmm britains got talent" I thought
Then in the final, we had a dog trained to the point of exploding, some dance troups who were nowhere near as good as the dancers from 3-2-1, two warbling kids and and a "comedy" club singer
, oh and 4 birds who can play string instruments This show wasnt about british talent, it was about entertaining the pontins brigade and making loads of money from those retarded enough to vote.
The winner (bless him) simply copied a car advert. The shows' producer gave him a water feature so he could splash around like an epileptic at a strobe light convention for about a minute
Anyone buying tickets for the national tour? I bet that would be awesome, not so much the show on the stage, but imagine spending time outside the venues watching the ultimate in scummy scum scum going in
Blowing each venue up once the audience were inside would see benefit claims, crime, and obesity related burdens on the NHS drop significantly, saving the country billions. It would also see the closure of Elizabeth Duke jewellery shops at Argos (thus making more room for collection points) and also a reduction in the number of tattoo shops... Cool....
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EXACTLY!!!
producers probably didnt want him to win. They knew he would get slaughtered if he sung that song
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Won by a 1 trick Pony...
As soon as it was announced he won both me and wife said "someone's been rigging the phone votes again..."
The 2 indian lads were entertaining, but it should have the choirboy, the 12yr old lass and Escala in the final 3
As soon as it was announced he won both me and wife said "someone's been rigging the phone votes again..."
The 2 indian lads were entertaining, but it should have the choirboy, the 12yr old lass and Escala in the final 3
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