Whilst out walking today i spot this chap who is literally spilling out of this scooter, he is huge, his *** is like saddle bags hanging down either side.

Now i personally have never been shy of the odd pie or two but never found the need to climb aboard a scooter to carry me literally everywhere.

Now then i am wondering to myself why does someone who would obviously benefit from walking to the chippy need or get one of these to carry him right up to the till.

Wouldn't it make more sense to walk or spend the money on a gym membership?

I am sure so pc knobber wil stand up and tell me it is not fatty fault or some bollox about being big boned - well suck on my big bone - eat less exercise more has worked for year and years.


Now where is that pie...

 

The other thing that intrigues me about over weight people.... why is it the only clothing companies that make clothes big enough.... are fitness clothes!

I guess its subliminal encouragement..

 

in my village we have a fat 66 year old who can walk ok, nothing wrong with him. And he uses his little scooter to go every where even the pub , and you know he is in his scooter is parked out side. And the laugh we get watching him going home pissed on it. I wonder what would happen if he got caught by the police

 

Yup. we tried to park up one end of the runway at the Waddington airshow last year but got turned around as this was the disabled area, fair enough we thought. We parked up further away and decided to walk up to where we were gonna park, ie through the disabled bit. 95% of the 'disabled' were just enormous fatties, I wouldn't mind but they weren't even watching the display, just whizzing round on scooters giving rides to little kids!

And most of em can't drive!

AND....I nearly ran one over one night! Right out in the middle of nowhere, about 10PM, in some woods, dark. I saw tail lights up ahead, no worries I thought, just a car, far away. OH NO IT'S NOT!!!!! It's a scooter, really quite close!!!!

Ban em all!

 

You've lost me there? They can't drive the scooters they are in or they can't drive a car so don't deserve to park in a disabled spot?

 

theres a couple round here and they goto the shops togeather, you know their only "disability" is the 40 extra stones they are carrying about. its really a gross site!!

 

Also why do mega big fat woman always wear leggings, showing off every ripple? :yuck: It should be illegal!!!

 

Theres one round the corner from me, older woman in her mid sixties with an *** the size of house. Always goes shopping with it down the main road hugging the middle of the road with long tail backs behind her. Near her house, always zipping along the pavement shouting at the kids to get out of her way. Yes the kids are the pavement and she's telling to get off.

 

Christ I thought that was only in my town

 

Exactley. like my post above, he didnt have a disability yet he had a scooter and could park it where ever he wants

 

loads of these fat scooter riders round my area . makes me laugh when they get off them and walk perfectly into the shops when the scooters dont fit lol

 

Either that or short denim skirts

 

yhea ripple, and nipple scraping the pavement looking for coins

 

Na mate its a national plague, the worst sight being a fatty in leggings with pish flaps like Gene Autrys saddle bags trying to escape!

 

oh dear

 

 

What annoys me more if their attitude.. like everyone else owes them something for being like that !!

I know one who is a total **** .. he hates himself and seems to think everyone else is to blame .. thing is he sits there eating chocs and crisps moaning about being fat !!

I've gone from a tonned 11 to a bulkier 12 stone .. **** all and I cant look at myself in the mirror ... and I'm trying to bulk up !!

 

Thats Paul on holiday that is

 

Nice to see a pic of you Paul

 

 

Can you imagine standing at the bottom of that slope...


Please let the brakes work, please let the brakes work

 

 

And another

 

I agree :shudder:

Can we also make it illegal for blokes with big pot bellies to be banned from wearing muscle back t shirts. Ta.

Or worse still, to wear nothing, eeeeewwwwwwww

 

I can only guess what you're typing into Google to find those pictures!

 

key words "fatty" and "scooter"

 

"is it cos iiz fat"


you get them in t*sco,s all the time, they get out of there 4x4's or mundano's

waddle round to the back and unload the dodgem, then proceed to run every f*ker over

And they give you dirty looks to boot, as if its their right to drive like a tw*t

and invariably they have some kid on the footplate going "nana, nana" every 5 seconds like a ferkin sireen.

why do they name relatives after a dog?

mart

 

"can someone help me get into my scooter"

 

How about this then ...... You have to be careful as to who you are chatting to over MSN


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Anyone else think she should get her belly button pierced ?