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View Full Version : Just for firstscoobdude Pudders69 13 December 2007, 09:41 just to keep the ol'fella amused needa intelligent, interesting and though provoking thread/question, so here it is.. how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Pud:wonder: :lol1: firstscoobdude 13 December 2007, 19:24 hmmmmmmmmmmm !!!!!! interesting , :wonder: . can you give me the exact spec of said woodchucker , and the weight / dimensions and type of wood the woodchucker is intending to chuck . also are you after the exact volume ? or cubic meters of chucked wood as a whole when the chucker has finished chucking . which will also mean we will also need to know how long said woodchucker is intending to chuck the wood for ie ; 5 mins an hour etc . look forward to you chucking all the relevant facts and figures over this way . :thumb: fsd Pudders69 14 December 2007, 10:31 hmmmmmmmmmmm !!!!!! interesting , :wonder: . can you give me the exact spec of said woodchucker , and the weight / dimensions and type of wood the woodchucker is intending to chuck . also are you after the exact volume ? or cubic meters of chucked wood as a whole when the chucker has finished chucking . which will also mean we will also need to know how long said woodchucker is intending to chuck the wood for ie ; 5 mins an hour etc . look forward to you chucking all the relevant facts and figures over this way . :thumb: fsd okay, well the woodchuck is the common canadian variety weight, around 1.72 lbs, height approx 18cm. His natural habitat is the maple forests. The duration within which he chucks (only stopping to feed every 12.74 hours) is determined by the angry armadillos native to that region but approx 24 hours a day. However he is a mischieveous chap and like to peel sprouts using kangaroos, who although not common in those parts occassinal fequent the protection of the forest and can take several attempts (each attempt taking about 7.2 years) to catch and train. The measurement of chucked wood is in kilatonnes x peel sprouts - to the power of 16.4 billion. I await your answer with glee:wonder: r32 14 December 2007, 12:59 Simple the answer is 14.1556 Beadles. Pudders69 14 December 2007, 13:29 Simple the answer is 14.1556 Beadles. almost but clearly you have not factored into your equation the movement of the tectonic plates of south west indonisia. Nice try though:lol1: the invisible dog 14 December 2007, 14:06 Simple the answer is 14.1556 Beadles. That's almost a Jeremy and a half! :rolleyes: |