LOL at Arron Bird, funny as ****

I met Kevin Keegan years and years ago.

The week after Hearsay became famous, I was in a hotel where three of them along with a few mates were staying. Got a really nice smile from Suzanne, when I walked to the bar (a sort of hello!!), I'm sure after she looked at my crotch. Couple of mins later, I went for a **** and my flys were undone with my pants on display. W**ker

Couple of hours later, after they had been on the p**s in Liverpool, I was getting something from my car, and they were walking past bollocked. The bloke singer said to one of his mates, how lush my car was. Should have offered to show him some sideways action It was next to rollers and 8 series beemers in the car park

Next day, I got in the lift and diss'ed the dark haired girl with my laptop case and suit carrier, LOL. Next night I got the management to chuck all the press out, cause they were getting on my ****. Suzanne said thankyou after

Went to Mick Jaggers house to fix his cable TV.

Spoke to Jenson Button at the Italian Grand Prix, only briefly.

Met the Chairman of the board of Telewest and Flextech, amongst other companies, when his cable TV was faulty a while back. His direct neighbours are Sting and Annie Lenox. Nice house, wine cellar was bigger than my house. Managed to fix it, thank ****.

Cheers Phill C

Edited cause the swear filter is bollock!!

[Edited by babber - 12/1/2001 7:53:07 PM]

 

Dave he will get his fat old hairy **** whipped next year now he`s on a propper bike that will need to be ridden
Next year looks interesting
Bug eyed wonder dont send me the bill for the new machine
Oh and forgot to mention was best man at my mates wedding. He married Phil Collins`s sisters daughter.
Great day.
Been back stage and met a few celebs from this one. Most alright but a lot of wanker5. as usual with celebs that are more up their own ***** than even me


[Edited by ARRON BIRD - 12/2/2001 7:48:10 PM]

 

Been shotgun next to Colin McRae in his GRP A Cossie many moons ago, before his fame and fortune.

 

Met Richard Burns, and was gonna ride with him, but the car went into a ditch before we got that far...

Piccies at http://www.scoobynet.co.uk/bbs/threa...threadid=56806

Oh, and they were Petter Solbergs old overalls I was wearing!

[Edited by SWRTWannabe - 11/30/2001 9:18:49 AM]

 

Old overalls did you say ARH THE SMELL OF IT!

 

OK, not rally/scooby-related at all, but WTF!

1) I was on Blue Peter from Carnaby Street with Val Singleton (who?) in one of those cringingly embarassing 'vox pops from the street' items.

2)I was on Songs of Praise from Glastonbury! Luckily it was long before Thora Hird!

Ok, ok, it was a long time ago and I was very young and didn't know any better. The therapy's working - honest

Cheers,
Steve

 

I used to live in Phil Collins' local, and many a time the whole Genesis crew used come down for a little drinky..

Cheerio

 

I used to go out with a girl who's uncle was in Pink Floyd...and my dad had dinner with the Beatles every night for a week, during the making of their film 'hard day's night' back in the 60s...

clutching at straws, I know.....

a

 

I think the overalls had been cleaned - they didn't smeel too bad

I was also on national news pulling a pint - In my student days I worked in a pub in a mining town in Notts, and they filmed the miners celebrating when a court decided closing the pit was unlawful.

Bloody reporter gave me 20 quid then shouted "next 20 quids worth of beer's on me" and left me to cope with the deluge!

 

We met Robin Williams at Lonach last year, what a nice guy and his son his such a dish!

L

 

Here goes...

1. I'm a direct descendant of the Black Prince.

2. My Great Grandmother, Elizabeth Entwistle, was a flower seller at Victoria station. She was the inspiration for George Bernard Shaw's Eliza Dolittle in Pygmalion, which was made into the film My Fair Lady (starring Audrey Hepburn as Liza). My Great Grandmother did go on to have her own flower shop, in fact several of them. My Grandmother Ivy, ran the last of these shops on the Askew Road in Hammersmith.

 

Awright Arron.

Old mate at School is now a top DJ ............ Adam Freeland. Parents best friend, Bob Wilson, played football with him in the garden once . Had a drunken chat with John Peel in the local boozer couple of years ago.

Give us a ring ya bellend!!


Iain

 

I've snogged Claire from Steps (before she was famous) and Ant MacPartlin from Ant & Dec once stole my girlfriend (git[img]images/smilies/mad.gif[/img] but he's still dead funny!!!)

 

I've got a regular tele slot on Bravo TV. honest!
I'm in every episode of Carnage on the intro for the Wheelspins section chucking a donut in the Cossie!
astraboy.

 

My nan knew Sir Stanley Matthews very well
My cousin's husband plays with Jarvis Cocker
I have met most of the Villa team
Eddie Izzard

Let me think of more I know there is more...........

My mum has met royalty but that doesn't count

 

barry sheen sat on my motorbike..... then asked what it was "err, barry- its a yamaha R1. you not been around new bikes for a while?"

Tiggs

ps- my cousin is one of the biggest movie stars in the world.

 

Danny, that little kid from Grange Hill who died, went to my uni. Beat *that*.

 

I am related (closely, I'll leave it at that) to a famous fantasy author.

Oh my names Jon Pratchett

Scoobs

 

I've met most of the Crystal Place and Wimbledon football squads from when my sister used to work there. Also met a lot of the old Wolves football squad, from when a ex used to work there. Also met some of the Bath Rugby player through another ex.

A mate has the best one thought, he was in the States and had to run through Chicago airport to make a connecting flight back to the UK. He go to the desk and was knackered and blagged his way into First Class (I don't know how but he did). He then found his seat and found out he was sitting next to Henry Winkler (The Fonz)

 

omg I'm positivly dull!!
only "famous" person I have met is Alan Towers! used to work with james bulgers cosin

comon tiggs whois the mystery person... I assume your english is it Garry Oldman? Jeremy Irons?

 

Disco - I wouldn't be bragging about that.

Used to drink with Liam Neeson before he left Ballymena.
Stayed with Billy Connelly when he lived with Finbar Furey for a week.
Got hit by Cris de Burgh's golfball - He gave me free concert tickets as an apology - never figured out which was worse.
Beat Darren Clarke at golf, playing of the same handicap (OK I was 14 and he was 11)
Knocked out ex World Champion Dave 'Boy' McAuley at the local boxing club, and he was older than me (but 2 stone lighter and a foot shorter - don't ya just love amateur boxing)

 

Scoobs - What relation - Terry Pratchett is a genius

 

Very Funny FB, your editing skills show the same level of genius as Terry Pratchett

 

My cousin is Julian Bailey who raced for Tyrell and Lotus in F1. Boring git he is too.

I was on Top Gear a few years ago when I was one of the winners of their 'Be a Presenter' competition. Was shown spinning the wheels of my TVR S3 and grinning a lot.

Was on Panorama last year in some dull show about endowments and was shown looking round a flat. My girlfriend and I were interviewed and they only showed her comments, completely editing me out. How my friends howled.....

 

Worked for 1 week (dont ask) at Fairoaks Airport (private airport in Surrey)
In just one day I met.....
Frank Williams (F1 team owner)
A Valet plane follows his personal jet around to clean it every time he lands !!!
Rowan Atkinson (arrived in a very nice Ferrari with 2 bodyguards)
Ryan Giggs (dunno who he is)

When I say "met" - only Frank stopped to chat.

Ro.

[Edited by RoShamBo - 11/30/2001 12:02:41 PM]

 

I am the secret love child of Bill Gates and Bella Emberg (Russ Abbott Madhouse fame).
KF.

 

robman - I went to UEA and while I was there, so was Gonch from Grange Hill. Still looked the same too

 

Gave Patrick Moore a lift from Shrewsbury station.

 

My mum went out with singer Robert Palmer in her yooof. Fortunately nothing came of it, else I wouldn't be here

My dad was mates at school with Joe Brown (singer, entertainer, train driver ), father of Sam Brown who had a hit with Stop in the 80s.

I know Gridlock Mikey who is in a band

Oh, and my mum is on some recent painting depicting some wartime stuff and it's been made into a jigsaw puzzle



[Edited by Hanslow - 11/30/2001 12:51:50 PM]

 

dizzy,

cant say but they are A list not B list

Tiggs