It was a slow weekend. My friends and I had nothing better to do.
So we decided to hang out at a pub and to drink a little.

We got there at around 8:30, but by 10, we were all like: http://upload.rsoc.co.uk/ubbpics/40536135435.jpg

After drinking so much, nature called, and I told the guys I was going to take a leak.
I struggled my way to the bathroom, and went into the closest stall.
At that time, I was so drunk I couldn't even stand up straight.
I was trying so hard to aim:
http://upload.rsoc.co.uk/ubbpics/32250177860.jpg
While I was taking the longest **** of my life, something stinked really bad.
I zipped up my pants and found out the guy next door was doing this:
http://upload.rsoc.co.uk/ubbpics/16455584764.jpg
I said, "GEEE! CLOSE THE DOOR, MAN! You are stinking up the whole place!"
But then he said:
http://upload.rsoc.co.uk/ubbpics/55976510047.jpg
Then I was like "SCREW YOU!!!!!!"
http://upload.rsoc.co.uk/ubbpics/28898257017.jpg
The next thing I remembered was we got into a fight, and that guy punched me right in the eye: http://upload.rsoc.co.uk/ubbpics/20612299442.jpg
But of course I KICKED THE CRAP OUT OF HIM!!! http://upload.rsoc.co.uk/ubbpics/92354327440.jpg

Put that in the muppet forum m8! Outstanding effort but wrong section. :D