View Full Version : SHOWBIZ NEWS!!!! Salsa cancels Tour dates!!


Trouser
17 July 2001, 22:12
Guys,.... I can't believe this http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/frown.gif

(Extract from NME this week)

"Top International Club Singer, Salsa King devastated his (2) fans this week after announcing that his World famous Friday night Karaoke slot at the Goose, Gamston would be cancelled!!

Salsa himself was unavailable for comment, but his management company, Trouser Media issued the following statement....

'We deeply regret that Salsa has had to pull out at this late stage... We understand that the Landlord is devastated with the potential loss of earnings, as the crowds will NOT show if Salsa is not on the menu'.

We can reveal that he will in fact be appearing at ISIS on thursday night with some bloke called "Trouser". apparently all are welcome to join them.

A spokeman for the public house gave this comment..." Would you like ice with that?"

When we pushed the brewery Everard's for their view on this debacle, they replied "Salsa...who?"

Blimey! .... http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/wink.gif

can't believe it!! http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/rolleyes.gif

he he

Trouser

Ian Cook
17 July 2001, 23:21
ooooh the devastation !!! does that mean i dont get to see him in action http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/wink.gif LOL

Trouser
18 July 2001, 16:06
...Ian....

I reallY DO NOT want to know about you seeing Salsa "in action" http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/eek.gif

....put's you off yer tea, don't it!!... http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/frown.gif

LOL

Trouser

Ian Cook
18 July 2001, 16:52
ROFLMAO http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/wink.gif oh well if anybody was going to misunderstand that i guess it would be you Trou http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/wink.gif hehehehehe

salsa-king
18 July 2001, 19:10
i may be able to manage the following week at the Goose at Gamston!
this week i have other things to do, laydees to catch up on/with! and autographs 2 sign!

ISIS tomorrow is still on, the movers and the grovers will be on stage.........with all the auld slappers at Grab a Granny ISIS nite!


if i don't pull tomorrow there no hope 4 anyone!!!!!! lol


*someone asked me last week how i manage to get the laydees so much when i'm out!?
i told them straight........i go out with ugly mates! http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/wink.gif

Phil
aka MrKool

Trouser
18 July 2001, 20:22
Autographs to sign????? http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/confused.gif

What,..... in wax crayon?... http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/biggrin.gif

And you can't do joined up either http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/biggrin.gif http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/biggrin.gif

http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/wink.gif

He he

Trouser

Trouser
19 July 2001, 09:18
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:<HR>Originally posted by salsa-king:
<B>
if i don't pull tomorrow there no hope 4 anyone!!!!!! lol
[/quote]


...... Looks like there's no hope for anyone then..... http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/smile.gif

TR http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/tongue.gifUSER

salsa-king
19 July 2001, 17:45
well, The Dolphin Trainer will be getting ready 4 the nite out in 30mins! need to spruce myself up for the over 25 year old layyyydeeeeeeesssss

lol

Phil

Trouser
20 July 2001, 08:55
Hmmmmm.......

I'm still not sure about that pink shirt though.... http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/eek.gif

No wonder they thought we were "on the other bus"... http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/wink.gif http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/biggrin.gif http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/biggrin.gif

he he he

Trouser

salsa-king
20 July 2001, 18:42
hello sailor!


what about the B-O girls! and they were only 15!

thought it was grab a granny nite!!

that other laydeee was v nice! shame about the aunties she was out with! lol

Phil

Trouser
21 July 2001, 10:09
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:<HR>Originally posted by salsa-king:
<B>hello sailor!
[/quote]


I have no further questions m'lud http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/wink.gif

TR http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/biggrin.gifUSER


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