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pslewis
29 May 2005, 11:40
Everytime a bike is at the lights/junction, the rider has to always blip the throttle every 2 seconds.

This makes then look a right tosser, couldn't the idle speed be adjusted so that the riders don't have to embarrass themselves??

Maybe they don't idle, maybe they need the revs blipped for some reason ... but, I had a bike in the 1970's and it would idle just fine - have bike engines actually got worse?

Pete

16vmarc
29 May 2005, 11:42
I know they dont have cold starts like a car does. Maybe something to do with that, and every time you see them the bikes cold?? Either that or they love revving it :p

pslewis
29 May 2005, 12:04
These bikes aren't cold, no ................

I can't believe that the bike engines of today force the rider to look like a prick and blip the throttle all the time???

There MUST be a petition somewhere I can sign on behalf of the riders who are getting a raw deal from the likes of Honda, Yamaha and others

Pete

16vmarc
29 May 2005, 12:12
Just asked my dad, he said theres no need to keep blipping the throttle. He said his bike ( Yamaha XJR1300sp ) will happily tick over at 1k. He said tuned engines however dont like ticking over at low revs and need some revs.

pslewis
29 May 2005, 12:17
I see, thanks for that!!

I'm so glad that they are not just being prize twats :D

Pete

ALi-B
29 May 2005, 12:31
The only bike I have that doesn't Idle is a Norton Dominator, and thats because the carb is fooked.

The Aerials idle fine..even cold
As does the Commando
The Beezer is fine
The kettle...even on 2 cylinders
The H1 Kawk (and thats a two stroke)
Even the Scott Squirrel (a 1940's 2 stroker) once warm, even if it is a pig to start.

But of course the most superior idler is the Honda V45 which is a fairly modern bike, cold or warm she'll tick over at 800rpm

I suggest these "blippers" gets their engines setup properly ;):D...or do the job properly and get a penis enlargement :lol:

Pauleds2
29 May 2005, 13:18
It's a power and ego thing that's all. I'm a biker and it annoys me as much as anyone.

These prats just like to rev their engines to make their Penis' seem bigger.

Modern bikes idle fine.

Wish
29 May 2005, 13:24
F...Cough pete...........

Scoob+Bike=Fun
29 May 2005, 13:36
Same here, all mine idle fine, so I dont blip the throttle (apart from the quad when it has just been started, but that goes after 1 min) agree with Ali!

Adam.

Danny B
29 May 2005, 13:37
Perhaps they were hoping that you would participate in a spot of drag racing off the traffic lights :confused: and were hoping to get your attention.

ru'
29 May 2005, 14:04
What, on his mobility scooter??? :p

pslewis
29 May 2005, 15:22
Holy crap ..... and there's me thinking all those bikers were real men - turns out that some are girlie tossers who want a big willie!!! HA HA HA HA!! :D

Well, I never!!

Pete

Moray
29 May 2005, 16:55
I am surprised no one has taken your bait yet Pete :Whatever_ Sundays are boring arent they :)



Holy crap ..... and there's me thinking all those bikers were real men - turns out that some are girlie tossers who want a big willie!!! HA HA HA HA!! :D

Well, I never!!

Pete

busanuta
29 May 2005, 18:06
i like to rev mine at the lights just to show you tossers 6k will piss all over any car 185bhp 200kgs=200mph

busanuta
29 May 2005, 18:08
value for money laugh on the other side of your face boy racers

IPKIS
29 May 2005, 18:15
Isn't P.s lewis a little old to be a boy racer ?? :lol:

busanuta
29 May 2005, 18:16
me too just thought it would sound good you know

IPKIS
29 May 2005, 18:20
i dunno bikers seem to prefer speed more than car drivers
Age is irrelevent :)


Plus it pisses them off when we sail by them stuck in traffic :lol:

busanuta
29 May 2005, 18:28
too right they have dump valves and induction kits we have power as standard lol

IPKIS
29 May 2005, 18:37
i like to rev mine at the lights just to show you tossers 6k will piss all over any car 185bhp 200kgs=200mph

I think a 350quid ex courier Kawasaki GPZ550 with 200k on the clock burning more oil than the Iraqi's did would still beat most cars off the line :lol:

P1Fanatic
29 May 2005, 18:46
Genuine question. Why when bikers start their bikes do they leave them running for a couple of mins before riding off. See this all the time. Is it just warming the engine up so they can rag it down the road or is there a genuine need to do it?

Cheers,
Simon.

MikeCardiff
29 May 2005, 18:46
A few reasons :

1. Cos GP riders do it while they are warming the bike up on the grid before the race start.
2. Cos they need to tell they havent stalled over the deafening noise coming out of the Chav filled Nova next to them.
3. To try and make young girlies look at them.

I dont do it myself often, but do if someone annoying is behind me as my exhausts are at window level so you can suffocate people if you position the bike just right next to the drivers window :razz:

Mike
Ducati 748 SP
Subaru Impreza WRX ( very soon )
MGF ( its my wifes, honest ! )

StickyMicky
29 May 2005, 18:49
too right they have dump valves and induction kits we have power as standard lol
and we have warm feet, toes, and bitches in the back ready to be sorted out

you get flys in your teeth, and sweaty balls ;)

busanuta
29 May 2005, 18:54
my moms moped is faster than most cars and thats got pedals on it its a fs 1e yamaha needs lots of reving and blipping at the lights so my mom said lol

busanuta
29 May 2005, 19:00
we warm the engine just so everyone looks at us and get the oil up to working temp like tyres work better when warm also so my bitch can get her arse on the bike you know how long that takes to look cool

busanuta
29 May 2005, 19:05
god i am so bored wish yhe sun was out here anyway zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

shaunywrx
29 May 2005, 19:16
god i am so bored wish yhe sun was out here anyway zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Ha ha, heat wave here, just been out dodging caravan's and **** flinging tractor's.

IPKIS
29 May 2005, 19:21
Its all cloudy here too :mad:


wheres the sun then??

Tiggs
29 May 2005, 19:27
i like to rev mine at the lights just to show you tossers 6k will piss all over any car 185bhp 200kgs=200mph


I borrowed a van the other day......had a real laugh at the other road users, they had no idea that my £45 per day would piss all over them in load carrying. There is no way they could fit as much in their stupid little cars...mugs.

shaunywrx
29 May 2005, 19:27
Its all cloudy here too :mad:


wheres the sun then??
Deepest Darkest Devon, well actually not so darkest today, Hoorah.


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