Has anyone in the Runcorn-ish area got a wod chipper I can borrow for a weekend? I'm as skint as a skint thing and need to get rid of a tree pretty sharpish.

Also, where do you get decent sacks and stuff to hold garden rubbish?

USE A BOW SAW YOU LAZY GET!!
LOL
heavy duty garden bags from B&Q or any good hardware store

seriously though you can cut a small tree up in about 2 hours

how tall is it Dave?

It was the height of my house and getting way too big. There's probably 3 Transit van loads to move and thats after we've seprated out the big stuff for my mate's open fire.