My combi boiler works exactly like it says it should in the manual.... From the amount of combi boiler question in here I suspect this is not normal? Any suggestions?

if its working then whats the problem

LOL - I think he either forgot to type the whole question or he is taking the piss :D

I take it you have never ventured into muppetland Cliff :D

LOL nice one FB ;)

:D:D:D

you sure you ain't got a zombie boiler :p :D

Mine doesn't work at all.






I suppose that's because the plumbing's not finished yet :rolleyes:

DNB - Have you tried hooking the plumber up to the mains - It got my guy to speed up no end :D

Jonto - How do I know its a zombie?


Smell of rotting flesh?

I have a bunny boiler if that helps?

Anyone wanna take her off my hands? ;) :D Please?....

How does she work?


Heat the water and a slappy shag?

LOL @ Fast bloke :)

Trouble is that I'm the said plumber :p

(Well, up until the gas connection needs to be done... I've no desire to blow myself up or electrocute myself.)

if your boiler is working as the manual says and you want to be like all the other combi-boiler people and be in our gang then.

1. take 4Ib club hammer
2. proceed to hit the boiler several times
3. repeat 2 until operation of boiler is no longer
4. put post up on scoobynet asking about faulty combi boiler so you can be just like us
5. get a wet trout and slap face several times for being so stupid

Cliff

Cheers Cliff - That worked a treat. (I had to use a 6 lb hammer, but it worked anyway) :D