DBM, I gather it's your birthday today. Happy Birthday ugly.
You truly are an April Fool :D

Nice one, Rich, didn't see the cream cakes at work tho :(

Nice try, but its on Friday you bugger! How'd you know it was nearly my B'day anyway? You been stalking me again?! The rozzers warned you about that! :D

MB

Glen, I hereby donate to you the cream cake that Darkie was to buy me. I hope you enjoy it and make sure you get him a lardo/wrinkly/ladyboyo gram :)

PS: Happy Birthday you minger :D