Earthquake in Swansea ?
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Absolute fits mate.
But you missed out:
Additional funding was sought from the big four Swansea banks:
Shopacheck, Provident, DHSS and Cash Converters.
Aldi's and Lidl's were appealing for RAF Hercules supply drops to be stopped as profits had tumbled.
Wales' only pair of breeding XR3i's were disturbed in their natural habitat and the Swansea population of 3,578 was now under threat.
Large cracks were sighted everywhere as people sought shelter in Barons Nite Club, home of the Greater Spotted Slapper and the Old Wrinkled Trout.
The mayors of Swanseas' twin towns ( no joke intended ) of Bagdhad, Beruit and Chernobyl have sent messages of support.
A foul, offensive brown cloud of noxious gas covered the city, Port Talbot was found to be the cause.
But you missed out:
Additional funding was sought from the big four Swansea banks:
Shopacheck, Provident, DHSS and Cash Converters.
Aldi's and Lidl's were appealing for RAF Hercules supply drops to be stopped as profits had tumbled.
Wales' only pair of breeding XR3i's were disturbed in their natural habitat and the Swansea population of 3,578 was now under threat.
Large cracks were sighted everywhere as people sought shelter in Barons Nite Club, home of the Greater Spotted Slapper and the Old Wrinkled Trout.
The mayors of Swanseas' twin towns ( no joke intended ) of Bagdhad, Beruit and Chernobyl have sent messages of support.
A foul, offensive brown cloud of noxious gas covered the city, Port Talbot was found to be the cause.
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Dave W - I'm am in no way trying to insinuate(sp) anything I thought it was funny 
A MAJOR EARTHQUAKE MEASURING 4.8 ON THE RICHTER SCALE, HIT IN THE EARLY
HOURS
OF Friday 24th January 2003 THAT EPICENTERED ON SWANSEA, SOUTH WALES.
Victims could be seen wandering aimlessly muttering: "How be?", "Tidy" and "Can't fault it, butt".
The Earthquake decimated the area, causing approximately £10 worth of damage.
Several priceless collections of mementos from the Balearics and Spanish Costas were damaged. Three areas of historic and scientifically significant burnt out cars were disturbed.
Many residents were woken well before their giro arrived. Thousands are confused and bewildered, trying to come to terms with the fact that something interesting has happened in Swansea.
One resident, Sara-Angharad Davies, a 15 year old mother-of-five said "It was such a shock, little Chardonnay-Mercedes came running into my bedroom crying.
My youngest two, Tyler-Morgan and Megan-Storm slept through it. I was still shaking when I was watching Kilroy Silk the next morning."
Apparently though, looting, muggings and car crime did carry on as normal.
The British Red Cross have so far managed to ship 4000 crates of Sunny Delight to the area to help the stricken masses. Rescue workers are still searching through the rubble and have found large quantities of personal belongings including benefit books, jewellery from Elizabeth Duke at Argos and bone
china from 'Everythings a Pound'.
HOW YOU CAN HELP?
This appeal is to raise clothing and food parcels for those unfortunate enough to be caught up in it. Clothing is most sought after. Items required include: -
Fila, Baseball Caps, Kappa Tracksuit tops (His and Hers), Shell Suits(Female),
White Sports Socks, Nike Air Basketball Boots and any other items usually
sold in TK Maxx.
Food parcels may be harder to put together-but necessary all the same.
Required foodstuffs include: - Microwave meals, Tins of Baked Beans, Ice Cream and cans of Colt 45 or Special Brew.
£1 buys chips, scraps and blue pop for a family of four.
£2 can take a family to Port Talbot for the day, where children can
play on a radioactive beach in front of the national collection of Steel works.
68p pays for a return bus ticket to the countryside where they can pick magic mushrooms to feed the family.
22p buys a biro for filling in a compensation claim.
Please do not send tents for shelter, as the sight of "posh" housing is unfair on the population of the neighbouring areas of Gorseinon, Llanelli and Clydach.
[Edited by Ian Godney - 2/12/2003 2:10:40 PM]
A MAJOR EARTHQUAKE MEASURING 4.8 ON THE RICHTER SCALE, HIT IN THE EARLY
HOURS
OF Friday 24th January 2003 THAT EPICENTERED ON SWANSEA, SOUTH WALES.
Victims could be seen wandering aimlessly muttering: "How be?", "Tidy" and "Can't fault it, butt".
The Earthquake decimated the area, causing approximately £10 worth of damage.
Several priceless collections of mementos from the Balearics and Spanish Costas were damaged. Three areas of historic and scientifically significant burnt out cars were disturbed.
Many residents were woken well before their giro arrived. Thousands are confused and bewildered, trying to come to terms with the fact that something interesting has happened in Swansea.
One resident, Sara-Angharad Davies, a 15 year old mother-of-five said "It was such a shock, little Chardonnay-Mercedes came running into my bedroom crying.
My youngest two, Tyler-Morgan and Megan-Storm slept through it. I was still shaking when I was watching Kilroy Silk the next morning."
Apparently though, looting, muggings and car crime did carry on as normal.
The British Red Cross have so far managed to ship 4000 crates of Sunny Delight to the area to help the stricken masses. Rescue workers are still searching through the rubble and have found large quantities of personal belongings including benefit books, jewellery from Elizabeth Duke at Argos and bone
china from 'Everythings a Pound'.
HOW YOU CAN HELP?
This appeal is to raise clothing and food parcels for those unfortunate enough to be caught up in it. Clothing is most sought after. Items required include: -
Fila, Baseball Caps, Kappa Tracksuit tops (His and Hers), Shell Suits(Female),
White Sports Socks, Nike Air Basketball Boots and any other items usually
sold in TK Maxx.
Food parcels may be harder to put together-but necessary all the same.
Required foodstuffs include: - Microwave meals, Tins of Baked Beans, Ice Cream and cans of Colt 45 or Special Brew.
£1 buys chips, scraps and blue pop for a family of four.
£2 can take a family to Port Talbot for the day, where children can
play on a radioactive beach in front of the national collection of Steel works.
68p pays for a return bus ticket to the countryside where they can pick magic mushrooms to feed the family.
22p buys a biro for filling in a compensation claim.
Please do not send tents for shelter, as the sight of "posh" housing is unfair on the population of the neighbouring areas of Gorseinon, Llanelli and Clydach.
[Edited by Ian Godney - 2/12/2003 2:10:40 PM]
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