we all have our fave footie songs but what about visiting fans abusing our teams

at stamford bridge we get called the rent boys, just a small team in fulham (by fulham fans mainly, ironic perhaps? ), suggestions where we can stick the blue flag (by west ham fans most of the time), and mr le saux gets a lot of stick (involving the place where the blue flag goes)...

any other man u, arse, liverpool, spurs etc, etc fans care to share the wit and wisdom of the travelling fans to your grounds?