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Mr evolution
09 March 2002, 12:10
you boys only ride them 'cos the leather turns you on

[Edited by Mr evolution - 9/3/2002 11:11:49 AM]

Mr evolution
02 September 2002, 17:46
Pissed all over a biker today right up behind me at eighty down the A5 then watched him vanish as we came to a bend He slowed down I diddn't seven series barges 1 bikes 0 (don't think it was a sprots bikle though)

gooser
02 September 2002, 17:51
Well put a competent rider on a half decent machine and try again.

Danny B
02 September 2002, 18:31
Here we go again, have you considered *he* may not of been racing?

Mr evolution
02 September 2002, 18:58
Why was he so far up my arse if he wasn't racing ?

Corpulent Tosser
02 September 2002, 19:02
Maybe cos you were doing less than 80 Mr evo !!

anyway if he had been on a sprots bikle he would have beat you :p

uncle buck
02 September 2002, 20:36
sprots bikle :rolleyes::D:D

LOL @ CT :D

Puff The Magic Wagon!
02 September 2002, 21:29
Mr Evowhatnot

Everyone knows that "sprots" bikes & barges don't mix & will harm the biker more than the driver, so one could say that the biker was the more intelligent of the two people on that stretch of road at that time ;)

:p :p :rolleyes:

UB

1st poster's spelling ;)

:)

uncle buck
02 September 2002, 22:12
Puff, I realise that ;) :D

Why are those cars called 'Evolution' when the drivers seem sooo retarded :confused: :p

Sphyncter
03 September 2002, 00:32
Yawn

Smelly bait, try again.

Mr evolution
03 September 2002, 11:10
Face it boys Bikes are slow in everything but a straight line

gooser
03 September 2002, 11:25
I'd assume that the only bike you've ever ridden would be your Raleigh Countryman on the way to your weekly "Small Penis and Proud" club then??
:)

Puff The Magic Wagon!
03 September 2002, 11:47
To the muppets?

TBMeech
03 September 2002, 11:51
Yep cos Mr Evo is talking Poo lets face it, he raced a Perfect Pizza boy on his delivery run and he was up Mr Evo's beef :)

cookiemonster
03 September 2002, 12:05
Evo track day car of the year @ Bedford

Evo VII lap time 1:20.40
Honda 'blade 1:14.00

both professional pilots.

bikes only quick in a straight line ? I think not

:D

Mr evolution
04 September 2002, 10:52
I don't have an EVO the name was just from a piss take of a Miss Subaru impreza who appeared on here and I lost my other password. So to compare the blade and the evo is pointless when my 1.4 nova SR with eighteens is ready and waiting to kick some super bike ass.

whip
04 September 2002, 13:20
Mr Evo

Bring it on, bitch.

:D :D :D :D :D

gooser
04 September 2002, 15:00
Your Nova (with 18's) against my Piaggio Typhoon with nox and Supercharger.
0-34 in under half a second. But that's it.

cookiemonster
04 September 2002, 16:16
just you lot wait till i have my fiat 500 up and running again

500kg
rear wheel drive
rear mounted engine
upgraded gear box (synchromesh installed)

of open-topped, italian design magic

and an arbarth badge doubles the horse power...

Sphyncter
04 September 2002, 18:00
Snigger, I like you Mr Evo

Bring it on

Boy

:D:D:D


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