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31 August 2009, 12:20 PM
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I wish I had been watching your conversation J4CKO. I'd have been creased up at you trying to say sensible things and trying not to look at the display! I reckon she was playing you along alright!
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31 August 2009, 03:08 PM
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Defiantly playing him along. Its like a game.
A bunch of girls all betting and guessing which one of them can get Mr Police Man to let me where his hat.
I can imagne it all now....''Go on big bags, sow him some t1t and get him to give you his hat''....... ''Ooowwaaaayyyyy, gooooo onnn!!!!!''
A bunch of girls all betting and guessing which one of them can get Mr Police Man to let me where his hat.
I can imagne it all now....''Go on big bags, sow him some t1t and get him to give you his hat''....... ''Ooowwaaaayyyyy, gooooo onnn!!!!!''
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31 August 2009, 03:25 PM
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Defiantly playing him along. Its like a game.
A bunch of girls all betting and guessing which one of them can get Mr Police Man to let me where his hat.
I can imagne it all now....''Go on big bags, sow him some t1t and get him to give you his hat''....... ''Ooowwaaaayyyyy, gooooo onnn!!!!!''
A bunch of girls all betting and guessing which one of them can get Mr Police Man to let me where his hat.
I can imagne it all now....''Go on big bags, sow him some t1t and get him to give you his hat''....... ''Ooowwaaaayyyyy, gooooo onnn!!!!!''
How about a lovely Big Firemans Helmet instead
31 August 2009, 03:41 PM
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I have a female colleague in her fifties, who thinks we'd all like to view her old saggy assests.... 
Wrong, so very wrong.
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Wrong, so very wrong.
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01 September 2009, 12:35 AM
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We did our job, we nicked a girl for glassing a girl. Would you be bothered if she'd had no ****? Unlikely. Should we let someone go as they are pretty? Should we only arrest the ugly? Or can we not disguise the horrible thinsg we see, on a daily basis, by using humour to make it not look so bad to us?
You lot have no idea. Less than two months ago, I caught a guy in the process of raping a 15 year old girl. We chased him. I found him in bed with a 7 year old girl. Both were only wearing underwear. What would you do if you found your 7 year old daughter in the same bed as a rapist?
I've seen so many dead bodies that you would not want to imagine.
But ok, Scoobynet says I can't try to remain human by looking at girls as it's not professional. I will also start telling all the members of the public who ask to have photos taken with the police that they cannot, 'cos SN says so, and then they can wonder why the public don't get on with the police. F@ck me, you lot really are pathetic.
So, I ask you, was I wrong for taking in a girl for glassing another girl, no matter the tit size? Or is it, as usual, that everyone posting on SN has no idea about what really goes on..? Tell you what, if it was your sister who was glassed by her, would you care if we'd taken the mick out of the girl who had done it?
Or are you more bothered that we allowed girls to have photos taken with us? We could tell them "no", but at least we are trying to integrate with the community and appear to be accessible.
01 September 2009, 01:05 AM
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No I don't. There are too many complaints on here that cops are robots, but as soon as you see something that shows we are actually human underneath the uniform, you don't like it.
We did our job, we nicked a girl for glassing a girl. Would you be bothered if she'd had no ****? Unlikely. Should we let someone go as they are pretty? Should we only arrest the ugly? Or can we not disguise the horrible thinsg we see, on a daily basis, by using humour to make it not look so bad to us?
You lot have no idea. Less than two months ago, I caught a guy in the process of raping a 15 year old girl. We chased him. I found him in bed with a 7 year old girl. Both were only wearing underwear. What would you do if you found your 7 year old daughter in the same bed as a rapist?
I've seen so many dead bodies that you would not want to imagine.
But ok, Scoobynet says I can't try to remain human by looking at girls as it's not professional. I will also start telling all the members of the public who ask to have photos taken with the police that they cannot, 'cos SN says so, and then they can wonder why the public don't get on with the police. F@ck me, you lot really are pathetic.
So, I ask you, was I wrong for taking in a girl for glassing another girl, no matter the tit size? Or is it, as usual, that everyone posting on SN has no idea about what really goes on..? Tell you what, if it was your sister who was glassed by her, would you care if we'd taken the mick out of the girl who had done it?
Or are you more bothered that we allowed girls to have photos taken with us? We could tell them "no", but at least we are trying to integrate with the community and appear to be accessible.
We did our job, we nicked a girl for glassing a girl. Would you be bothered if she'd had no ****? Unlikely. Should we let someone go as they are pretty? Should we only arrest the ugly? Or can we not disguise the horrible thinsg we see, on a daily basis, by using humour to make it not look so bad to us?
You lot have no idea. Less than two months ago, I caught a guy in the process of raping a 15 year old girl. We chased him. I found him in bed with a 7 year old girl. Both were only wearing underwear. What would you do if you found your 7 year old daughter in the same bed as a rapist?
I've seen so many dead bodies that you would not want to imagine.
But ok, Scoobynet says I can't try to remain human by looking at girls as it's not professional. I will also start telling all the members of the public who ask to have photos taken with the police that they cannot, 'cos SN says so, and then they can wonder why the public don't get on with the police. F@ck me, you lot really are pathetic.
So, I ask you, was I wrong for taking in a girl for glassing another girl, no matter the tit size? Or is it, as usual, that everyone posting on SN has no idea about what really goes on..? Tell you what, if it was your sister who was glassed by her, would you care if we'd taken the mick out of the girl who had done it?
Or are you more bothered that we allowed girls to have photos taken with us? We could tell them "no", but at least we are trying to integrate with the community and appear to be accessible.
AND RELAX
well said, you sound like a decent cop IMO
There was a cop when i was a kid (22 years back) used to **** all the lasses in the area some of them were 15, i think he got kciked out about 2 years back
01 September 2009, 06:35 PM
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Well.....did she have her waps out again today ?
I noticed today (due to this thread) that all the girls who work on my area have nothing on display.
They all wear round neck jumpers, some of those thin clingy jumpers are OK especially after an outdoor smoking break (peanut smugglers), but other than that...sh1te.
Most of them should wear them like this......
I noticed today (due to this thread) that all the girls who work on my area have nothing on display.
They all wear round neck jumpers, some of those thin clingy jumpers are OK especially after an outdoor smoking break (peanut smugglers), but other than that...sh1te.
Most of them should wear them like this......
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01 September 2009, 07:29 PM
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No I don't. There are too many complaints on here that cops are robots, but as soon as you see something that shows we are actually human underneath the uniform, you don't like it.
We did our job, we nicked a girl for glassing a girl. Would you be bothered if she'd had no ****? Unlikely. Should we let someone go as they are pretty? Should we only arrest the ugly? Or can we not disguise the horrible thinsg we see, on a daily basis, by using humour to make it not look so bad to us?
You lot have no idea. Less than two months ago, I caught a guy in the process of raping a 15 year old girl. We chased him. I found him in bed with a 7 year old girl. Both were only wearing underwear. What would you do if you found your 7 year old daughter in the same bed as a rapist?
I've seen so many dead bodies that you would not want to imagine.
But ok, Scoobynet says I can't try to remain human by looking at girls as it's not professional. I will also start telling all the members of the public who ask to have photos taken with the police that they cannot, 'cos SN says so, and then they can wonder why the public don't get on with the police. F@ck me, you lot really are pathetic.
So, I ask you, was I wrong for taking in a girl for glassing another girl, no matter the tit size? Or is it, as usual, that everyone posting on SN has no idea about what really goes on..? Tell you what, if it was your sister who was glassed by her, would you care if we'd taken the mick out of the girl who had done it?
Or are you more bothered that we allowed girls to have photos taken with us? We could tell them "no", but at least we are trying to integrate with the community and appear to be accessible.
We did our job, we nicked a girl for glassing a girl. Would you be bothered if she'd had no ****? Unlikely. Should we let someone go as they are pretty? Should we only arrest the ugly? Or can we not disguise the horrible thinsg we see, on a daily basis, by using humour to make it not look so bad to us?
You lot have no idea. Less than two months ago, I caught a guy in the process of raping a 15 year old girl. We chased him. I found him in bed with a 7 year old girl. Both were only wearing underwear. What would you do if you found your 7 year old daughter in the same bed as a rapist?
I've seen so many dead bodies that you would not want to imagine.
But ok, Scoobynet says I can't try to remain human by looking at girls as it's not professional. I will also start telling all the members of the public who ask to have photos taken with the police that they cannot, 'cos SN says so, and then they can wonder why the public don't get on with the police. F@ck me, you lot really are pathetic.
So, I ask you, was I wrong for taking in a girl for glassing another girl, no matter the tit size? Or is it, as usual, that everyone posting on SN has no idea about what really goes on..? Tell you what, if it was your sister who was glassed by her, would you care if we'd taken the mick out of the girl who had done it?
Or are you more bothered that we allowed girls to have photos taken with us? We could tell them "no", but at least we are trying to integrate with the community and appear to be accessible.
I suggested you edit for your own good, maybe its OK to post like that as a Police Officer on a public BBS.
I like the fact you are human, but your boss may not be.....
Ive deleted my quote, Hysteria should delete hers, and maybe for safety you delete yours, job done.
01 September 2009, 07:43 PM
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No probs with the post, If I had a problem with it I would have said so hunni. Just an attempt to give a heads up, 'twas all.
I know that it's your job, is not who you are. Simple.
I know that it's your job, is not who you are. Simple.
01 September 2009, 09:01 PM
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I have had a long day and a few 'holiday' beers.... so I have no idea what that is suppose to mean Dan. I will have a re read in the am, and try and understand the sarcasm/hidden meaning, and try and figure out what I have missed. 
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