The 2016-2017 York City Thread
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A few highlights from last night,,,,,Luton didn't much,so its mostly City
YouTube - York City v Luton Town - 16.02.10
YouTube - York City v Luton Town - 16.02.10
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Just a quick joke:-
A primary teacher starts a new job at a school in Yorkshire and, trying to make a good impression on her first day, explains to her class that she is a Leeds fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they, too, are Leeds fans. Everyone in the class raises their hand expect one little girl.
The teacher looks at the girl with surprise and says: 'Mary, why didn't you raise your hand?'
'Because I'm not a Leeds fan', she replied.
The teacher, still shocked, asked: 'Well if you're not a Leeds fan, then who are you a fan of?'
'I'm a York fan, and proud of it', Mary replied.
The teacher could not believe her ears.
'Mary,tell why are you a York fan?'
'Because my mum and dad are from York, and my mum is a York fan and my dad is a York fan, so I'm a York fan too!'
'Well, 'said the teacher, in a obviously annoyed tone, 'that's no reason for you to be a York fan. You don't have to be just like your parents all the time. What if your mum was a prostitute and you dad was a drug dealer and car thief, what what you be then?'
'Then', Mary smiled, 'I'd be a Leeds fan.'
A primary teacher starts a new job at a school in Yorkshire and, trying to make a good impression on her first day, explains to her class that she is a Leeds fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they, too, are Leeds fans. Everyone in the class raises their hand expect one little girl.
The teacher looks at the girl with surprise and says: 'Mary, why didn't you raise your hand?'
'Because I'm not a Leeds fan', she replied.
The teacher, still shocked, asked: 'Well if you're not a Leeds fan, then who are you a fan of?'
'I'm a York fan, and proud of it', Mary replied.
The teacher could not believe her ears.
'Mary,tell why are you a York fan?'
'Because my mum and dad are from York, and my mum is a York fan and my dad is a York fan, so I'm a York fan too!'
'Well, 'said the teacher, in a obviously annoyed tone, 'that's no reason for you to be a York fan. You don't have to be just like your parents all the time. What if your mum was a prostitute and you dad was a drug dealer and car thief, what what you be then?'
'Then', Mary smiled, 'I'd be a Leeds fan.'